Commentary:
Starting a silent staring contest club and we already suspect each other 😂🔍🤫
Funny cult quotes
My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.
Commentary:
Joining the cult was mandatory, but I got a lifetime supply of purrs and catnip as a perk 😸✨🏡
Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.
Commentary:
"Who needs a mortgage when you can have a cult-age? 🏠🤣 Joining for the subsidized housing seems like a pretty solid deal! Just make sure they have good Wi-Fi too. 📶😄"
How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.
Commentary:
"Joining a cult, huh? Just remember, if the recruiter starts offering you Kool-Aid, maybe consider running in the other direction 🏃♂️💨. But hey, at least you'll never have to worry about making decisions again… #cultlife 🤪🔮"
Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.
Commentary:
"Looking for some killer deals, huh? Better watch out for those cults, they might have some 'killer' estate sales planned! 👀💰 Just make sure you don't accidentally sign up for their next pyramid scheme… or pyramid tomb? 🏛️😂 #EstateSaleGoals"