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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.