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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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155 Funny mental quotes

Funny mental quotes bring some much-needed humor to the chaos going on upstairs! 😵‍💫🧠 Whether it’s overthinking every decision, talking to yourself like it’s a staff meeting, or forgetting why you walked into the room, these quotes prove that the mind can be a pretty hilarious place. Laughter might not fix everything, but it definitely helps! 😂🌀💬

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Share →: I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Teaming up with my inner chaos for the ultimate creative project! 😈🎨✨
1 day ago
Share →: The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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Sounds like I've reached the advanced level of mental gymnastics 🤔😂 #MasterMind 🌟🧠
1 day ago
Share →: Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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Sounds like you're walking the fine line between 'eccentric' and 'should we be worried?' 😂🧠🚶‍♂️
2 days ago
Share →: if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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The lil voice in my head is like a stand-up comic with a permanent mic 🎤🤭😅
2 days ago
Share →: If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸
3 days ago
Share →: Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Me in therapy: "Guess what, I adulted today!" 😂💪 #AchievementUnlocked 🏆✨
3 days ago
Share →: People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
4 days ago
Share →: All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘‍♂️🛋️😅
4 days ago
Share →: First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Ah, love: nature’s way of keeping therapists employed 😂🦋🛋️
4 days ago
Share →: Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Sleeping away the sadness like a pro 😴💤 #HackLife

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Oh good. Another day.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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