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"Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just sip on some blood, am I right? 🧛♂️💉 Living the vamp life for the lifestyle perks, not just the eternal youth! #VampireGoals"
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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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