I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle. Posted onSep 23, 2023May 7, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle. Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer? I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”