I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the l… Commentary:"Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just sip on some blood, am I right? 🧛♂️💉 Living the vamp life for the lifestyle perks, not just the eternal youth! #VampireGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer? Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop. I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.
