I donโt drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just sip on some blood, am I right? ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Living the vamp life for the lifestyle perks, not just the eternal youth! #VampireGoals" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age. I refuse to go to a blood bank. Iโm not taking your blood money. When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle. Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer? Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.