Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Commentary:
“Perhaps mosquitoes are just sticklers for summer fashion, insisting on that Capri Sun aesthetic 🍹🦟 While it may sound like a comedic legal requirement, I think they just have a penchant for personal ‘touch’ when it comes to snacking 😂 #FashionableMosquito”

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