I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. Commentary:"Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace your 'wisdom highlights'? It's like your hair is trying to tell you, 'Hey, I may be gray, but I've got all the answers!'" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does. If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it. Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m. With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble. I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.