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"Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace your 'wisdom highlights'? It's like your hair is trying to tell you, 'Hey, I may be gray, but I've got all the answers!'"

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

2 months ago
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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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