Commentary: “Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace your ‘wisdom highlights’? It’s like your hair is trying to tell you, ‘Hey, I may be gray, but I’ve got all the answers!'”
Who knew acquiring knowledge could result in such a trendy hairdo! Now if only I could choose where my wisdom highlights appear. At least the folks at the hair salon didn’t coin this term; we’d already be paying premium!
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Who knew acquiring knowledge could result in such a trendy hairdo! Now if only I could choose where my wisdom highlights appear. At least the folks at the hair salon didn’t coin this term; we’d already be paying premium!

