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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Commentary:
"Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace your 'wisdom highlights'? It's like your hair is trying to tell you, 'Hey, I may be gray, but I've got all the answers!'"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, confidence, gray, gray hair, hair, highlight, humor, wisdom on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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