I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble. Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light. Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.
