funny gray quotes - Wordgag

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

May 19, 2026

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

May 18, 2026

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

Apr 1, 2026

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Mar 31, 2026

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Mar 28, 2026

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Mar 28, 2026

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Mar 26, 2026