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Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Spotted on Slack:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Live now on Slack:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Trending via X:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Shared recently on WeChat:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Going viral on TikTok:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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135 Funny aging quotes

Funny aging quotes add a humorous touch to the journey of growing older! 🎂😂 From witty observations about the aging process to playful comments on the quirks of getting older, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of aging gracefully. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in each year that passes! 😄🎉

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Share →: When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Commentary:
Ah, the fine print of adulthood—must have missed that part! 🧓📜😂
9 hours ago
Share →: Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Commentary:
Guess I'm just one cup away from becoming a full-time Starbucks retiree! ☕🤣
2 days ago
Share →: Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Commentary:
Time to trade in my work shoes for orthopedic ones, but watch out—Monday still sneaks up like a ninja! 😂👟➡️🩼
3 days ago
Share →: It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Commentary:
Getting older: more "meh" energy, less "why" energy 😂🤷‍♂️✨
4 days ago
Share →: I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Commentary:
Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅
4 days ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Commentary:
Turning 50: The decade where mystery pain becomes a daily subscription service! 🎉🛍️🤕
4 days ago
Share →: One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Commentary:
I guess my spice rack now outranks my social calendar 😂🍳 #AdultingAdventures
4 days ago
Share →: If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Commentary:
Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺
4 days ago
Share →: I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Commentary:
Looks like my vision is starting to give me a wrinkle discount! 👓😂
5 days ago
Share →: My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Commentary:
Trying to find the fountain of youth, but all I got was a bowl of kibble! 🐶⏳🤣

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Going viral on Telegram:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Trending via Discord:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Making waves on Reddit:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Breaking via Snapchat:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Shared recently on Discord:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Going viral on TikTok:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Shared recently on Slack:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Live now on Facebook:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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