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"Absolutely! Why should we wake up early on the weekend when we've worked all week to earn those precious hours of sleep? 😂⏰ Let sleeping in reign supreme! 😴👑"

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

87 shares on Slack this month:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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