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  • They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
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  • Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.
  • Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.
  • “You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.
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