37 Funny waking quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Why do alarms insist on being so 'alarm'ingly effective? 🌞⏰😂 #StillNotReadyForMonday"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the early bird better pack its bags—because once that alarm clock starts ringing at dawn, the rest of us are toast! 🌅✨🤣 Better enjoy your sleep while you can, buddy. The revolution of punctuality is coming! 🐓⏰😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! Why should we wake up early on the weekend when we've worked all week to earn those precious hours of sleep? 😂⏰ Let sleeping in reign supreme! 😴👑"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

  Commentary:
  Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of night owls everywhere. Who knew that 'too early' could be such a flexible concept? I guess it's all about perspective – early to bed, early to rise, makes a person healthy, wealthy, and…well, maybe a little grumpy if they're not a morning person!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimist – always looking forward to the next big adventure… in dreamland! Who knew that the highlight of our day would be the sweet relief of hitting the snooze button? Sleep tight, dream big, and let's hope tomorrow's wake-up call is just as exciting!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when you have a tree outside someone's house to spy on them? 🌳👀 Nothing says 'neighborhood watch' quite like branching out into investigative tree work! 🕵️‍♂️ #TreePeeper"

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