I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely. Posted onFeb 2, 2026Feb 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:And here I was hoping to fast-forward through Mondays! πΊπͺ #UniversalDisappointment Related funny posts π Even in my early 20βs, I was diagnosed with late stage 40βs. At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.