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"I've watched so much 'Law and Order' that my remote control is now a key suspect! 🕵️♂️🔍📺"
51 Funny control quotes
They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.
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Wow, that's deep! 🧠 Guess we're all highly-trained couch potatoes now! 📺🥔
Everything’s under control. I just don’t know whose.
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Looks like the universe is freelancing as my project manager! 🤔😂🌌
I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.
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Sounds like your bladder's running a hydration marathon! 🏃♂️💧😂
Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.
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Taking bedtime procrastination to an Olympic-level sport 🥇😴 Who needs sleep when you can win the "just one more episode" marathon? 📺😂
My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.
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Hope you're getting a good price per barrel! 😂🛢️✨
I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.
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Finally, a legal requirement we can all stand behind – free us from endless scrolling, one app at a time! 🚫📱🎉
Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.
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Trying to keep my cool when my hormones are playing dodgeball with my sanity 🏃♀️😅🥇
Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.
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Survived another day without upgrading my emotions to a criminal record—progress! 🚓😂🎉
Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.
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A true act of modern heroism—next up, conquering the VHS tape rewind pile! 🚀📼😆