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I’m trying to be less condescending. I bet you don’t even know what that means.

Posted onMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

What are cats even trying to do?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I was into the moon before it was even full.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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