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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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