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Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs
93 Funny beauty quotes
The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”
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Sleeping Beauty might have been onto something—considering investing in a good pillow myself! 😴😂
Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.
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Who needs caffeine when your waxing appointment has you wide awake? ☕️🙈
Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?
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Embracing my inner unicorn because who needs normal anyway? 🦄✨
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.
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Guess I'll be seeing this post a lot then! 🧠🎨😅
God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.
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When you're an angel on the runway but a hurricane in the bathroom 🚶♀️💨😇
I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.
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When I look in the mirror, I'm convinced it's secretly winking back at me 😎🪞✨
It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.
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Sounds like a solid life hack! Now, if only I could get my cat to look at me the same way… 😸❤️
I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.
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Guess I gotta start saving up for my 30s glow-up fund! 💸✨😅
I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”
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"Botox: when you're not competing with time, just the other Botox club members! 😆💉👵✨"