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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away… unless it's brown and mushy! 🍎⏰🤷‍♂️"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, apple, brown, cut, humor, joke, mind, never, question, take, time, turn on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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