I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Invisible lovers: the ultimate way to avoid awkward small talk! 👻🤔🤣 Related funny posts 😂 “Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here. I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see. The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself. “No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation. I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.