I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to. Commentary:Invisible lovers: the ultimate way to avoid awkward small talk! 👻🤔🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself. The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention. If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people. You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to. Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.