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Brains, heart, and good vibes? Talk about the ultimate triple threat! 💡❤️😎
82 Funny attraction quotes
Manifesting you in my bed.
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Trying to manifest a pizza in my bed too 🍕✨😄
Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.
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When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈
It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.
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When you're so shocked that someone hot likes you, you start questioning if you accidentally became a celebrity overnight! 🌟😱🔥
Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.
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Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.
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He might be hot enough to melt ice, but he definitely needs a GPS to find the punchline 😂🔥
Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.
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When you start believing your own excuses, you're definitely on that level 😂🤦♂️#Oops #StayReal
Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.
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Sexual tension: the only workout where your heart rate is up and you haven't even moved a muscle 😂💪❤️🔥
I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.
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Eye candy for you, buffet for me! 😎🍬
It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.
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Talk about a match made in Tinder-heaven! 😂❤️👀