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- Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
- The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.
- I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.
- That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.
- I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.