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Asking for my bank details, this introvert needs reparations for all those awkward moments 😅💸
358 Funny interaction quotes
Said good morning to my coworker at 6 a.m., and he told me to calm down.
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When your excitement level is at "coffee IV drip" but everyone else is still on "snooze button" mode 😂☕😴
I like when you click a link and it turns purple, it’s like you’re bruising it.
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Looks like I've been leaving a trail of bruised links on the internet! 💜🔗🤣
Realizing mid-convo that this is their final episode in my life.
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Sounds like it's time for them to join the cast of "No More Seasons" 🍿🚪👋
“I’m so fiercely anti-nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend, lest I look back on it too fondly.”
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Living in the moment so hard, I refuse to remember what I had for breakfast! 🕰️😂🥐
I love when I give strangers a cigarette, and they act like I saved their life.
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"Passing out life jackets one cig at a time! 🚬🛟😄"
Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.
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Spammer alert! If only life had a 'junk folder' for annoying humans! 🚫🙅♂️😂
Phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention.
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"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
Pretending you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.
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Performing the "I saw nothing" ninja move: the true art of making awkward disappear! 🥷😅
When you’re in the movie theater, people start inventing new ways to cough.
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Sounds like they're competing for an Oscar in "Best Cough Performance" 😂🎬🎭