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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Live now on X:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Funny interaction quotes are here to make every conversation a comedy show! 😄💬 Whether it’s an awkward encounter, a hilarious misunderstanding, or that moment when you wish you could hit “undo,” these quotes show that interactions can be full of laughs. Sometimes, the funniest moments happen in the simplest exchanges! 😂🗣️🎤

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Share →: Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
3 days ago
Share →: Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂
3 days ago
Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
3 days ago
Share →: Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
3 days ago
Share →: How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode
4 days ago
Share →: There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬
4 days ago
Share →: Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈
4 days ago
Share →: If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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When the stars just can't decide if we're besties or frenemies 🌟🤔😂
4 days ago
Share →: If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶‍♂️
5 days ago
Share →: Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Just shared via Discord:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Going viral on Snapchat:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Spotted on WeChat:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Going viral on Snapchat:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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