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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacke…

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacke…

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"Who needs battles or romances when you have snacks to keep you company? 🍿🥨 Don't mess with this snack warrior, they'll fight for the last chip in the bag! 💪😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fighter, food, humor, lover, relationship, snack, snacker on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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