I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs battles or romances when you have snacks to keep you company? 🍿🥨 Don't mess with this snack warrior, they'll fight for the last chip in the bag! 💪😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter. I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker. You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!