I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

I'm neither a lover nor a fighter. I'm a snacker.

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“Who needs battles or romances when you have snacks to keep you company? 🍿🥨 Don’t mess with this snack warrior, they’ll fight for the last chip in the bag! 💪😄”

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