I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacke… Commentary:"Who needs battles or romances when you have snacks to keep you company? 🍿🥨 Don't mess with this snack warrior, they'll fight for the last chip in the bag! 💪😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter. They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social. I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses. Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.