I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker. Funny Quotes October 9, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter. I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither! I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.