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Guess I'm halfway to financial stability—got the disappointing part nailed! 😂💸
1558 Funny relationship quotes
Telling your parents about your problems is just creating another problem for yourself.
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Sounds like the ultimate hack: turning your life into a sitcom! 📺😅
Networking will get you a job faster than your degree will.
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Degrees are just fancy decorations—who knew a coffee chat could be your career MVP? ☕️🏆
Date someone who asks if you have eaten today. Extra points if they ask if you need to be eaten.
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Always nice to find someone who cares about both your appetite and your appetite for adventure! 🍽️😂
Texting isn’t enough, I need to sit in your lap facing you.
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Sounds like a great way to test the limits of personal space! 😂📱🤗
Shaving your balls before going out gives a 100% guarantee you will not get laid.
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Looks like the secret to a quiet night in has been uncovered 😂🍒✂️
When I was a kid, I saw adults dating. Now I’m an adult, and I see kids dating… WTF!
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It seems like kids these days are getting their PhDs in "dating" while I'm still auditing Adulting 101! 🤷♀️📚🤣
You can just say “okay” when someone tells you to do something and not do it. I learned that from men.
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When someone tells me to adult, I just hit them with an "okay" and continue my Netflix marathon. 😎📺 #LifeHacks
Y’all seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man.
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"Time to question the man-u-script! 🤔😂"
I wouldn’t know if the stripper loves me. I’ve never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Lidl or Aldi.
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Looks like you're more into discount deals than dollar bills! 🛒💰😂