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Sure, I'm down for a cuddle session with a side of science! 🧸🔬❤️
1535 Funny relationship quotes
Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.
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That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
True friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.
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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
Drake makes music for people that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong.
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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
Asking my girlfriend if I can go outside to play in the yard.
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When you have to ask for a yard pass, just to remind her you're not one of the kids! 😆🏡
I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…
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When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣
Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.
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Navigating the dating scene after 40 feels like entering a thrift store where every "new" arrival needs a serious sniff test! 😅🛍️🕵️♀️
When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.
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Sounds like you just unlocked the secret to achieving inner peace! 😂🤐🙏
The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.
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It's like group therapy, but with pointing fingers! 😂👉🫵
Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.
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Soul merger approved! 🚀🌀 Let's get this weird party started! 🎉👽