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Talk about being a lunar hipster!
22 Funny lover quotes
I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.
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Eternity sounds like a long time; hope your lover brought snacks! 😄🛋️🍿
It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.
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This is why my bookshelf doubles as a witness protection program 📚😂🔍
The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.
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Transforming into my own walking romance novel, starring me, myself, and I! 💃💕📚
Real lovers are currently single, by the way.
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True love is just on a really long coffee break ☕️😄💘
Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.
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When caffeine becomes your financial planner! ☕💸😅
Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.
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Sounds like Twitter is the world's most eclectic group therapy session 😂🧠❤️
I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.
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Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness 😂🐮🍔
The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.
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Trading traffic lights for fairy lights sounds like a magical upgrade! 🐿️🧚♂️🍓
The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.
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"When your favorite makeup gets discontinued and you mourn like it was a historical artifact. 💄🕵️♀️💔 #BeautyDetective"