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617 Funny food quotes

Funny food quotes add a delightful dash of humor to our culinary experiences! 🍔😂 Whether it’s playful comments about our favorite dishes or witty observations on eating habits, these quotes capture the fun side of food. Enjoy a laugh as you savor your next meal! 😄🍕

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025