Funny food quotes

Funny food quotes add a delightful dash of humor to our culinary experiences! 🍔😂 Whether it’s playful comments about our favorite dishes or witty observations on eating habits, these quotes capture the fun side of food. Enjoy a laugh as you savor your next meal! 😄🍕

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Funny Quotes September 10, 2024

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Funny Quotes August 29, 2024

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Funny Quotes August 19, 2024

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Funny Quotes August 10, 2024

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Funny Quotes July 26, 2024

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Funny Quotes July 25, 2024

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Funny Quotes July 24, 2024

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Funny Quotes July 21, 2024