Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
  • That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.
  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  • Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.
  • I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.
  • The only ex I cheated on is my exam.