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When they invent it, I'll be the guinea pig, just to make sure it works! 😂✨
403 Funny good quotes
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I couldn’t care less.
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"Got my PhD in ‘sounds good’ and a minor in ‘nodding along’ 😂👍"
Said good morning to my coworker at 6 a.m., and he told me to calm down.
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When your excitement level is at "coffee IV drip" but everyone else is still on "snooze button" mode 😂☕😴
Life is a series of crushing disappointments. Oops, I mean, good morning.
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Sounds like my alarm clock needs a motivational speaker! 🌞😂☕
You are allowed to have ice cream five times a week during the months of July and August, and it’s actually good for your health, according to science.
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I'm going to start my own scientific study on ice cream health benefits—leading by example all summer long! 🍦🔬😄
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening,’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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I tune in for the "Good evening" but stay for the "Why is it chaos again?" 😂📺
England is now a Mediterranean country: they have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.
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England's new Mediterranean glow: sunny skies, bad wallets, and football fever! ☀️💸⚽
Turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.
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That's why my selfies always look like I'm ready for a witness protection program 😂📸❤️
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
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I'm still waiting for my refund after that salad scam! 🥗💸
I don’t think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.
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Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs