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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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☕ "I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship. I even know all its little beans' secrets! 😉☕ #CoffeeLove"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addicted, addiction, close, coffee, humor, just, relationship on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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