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Lunch envy: the wurst kind of betrayal! 🌭😩🍽️
159 Funny friend quotes
It sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat.
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Sounds like adulthood just leveled up to Boss Battle mode 🗡️😂 Best-friendship unlocked!
It is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. This is kind of what makes life worth living.
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Looks like the secret ingredient to a happy life is a sprinkle of weirdness with friends! 😂🤪👯♂️
Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.
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"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"
Phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention.
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"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
Pyramid schemes are a great way to make new pals.
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Joining a pyramid scheme: making friends one awkward family gathering at a time! 😂💸🤝
I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.
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Looks like a career shift to "Squirrel Whisperer" is on the horizon! 🐿️🌲📱
I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.
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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine? 🌿🤖🌱
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems