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"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"
156 Funny friend quotes
Phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention.
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"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
Pyramid schemes are a great way to make new pals.
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Joining a pyramid scheme: making friends one awkward family gathering at a time! 😂💸🤝
I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.
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Looks like a career shift to "Squirrel Whisperer" is on the horizon! 🐿️🌲📱
I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.
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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine? 🌿🤖🌱
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.
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After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.
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Trying not to draw battle lines at the dinner table—Godspeed! 🙏😅
It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.
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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕