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Looks like someone just discovered the magical art of giving a taste of their own medicine! 👩⚖️🔄👨⚖️💥
814 Funny communication quotes
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
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When your story is so captivating that even crickets take a coffee break ☕️🦗 #FadeOutAndDisappear
Never prepare for a presentation, speech, or an interview using the voice in your head. It is far more eloquent and fluent than you actually are in reality.
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And here I thought my inner monologue was Oscar-worthy! 🎭💬 #InnerOscar
I really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. Could be none.
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With all due respect, this comment contains precisely the amount of respect you've earned: 🍪👉🕳️ #NoneRespec-tacular!
Re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism.
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When your email game is so strong, you almost ask it for an autograph 📧🔥😂
The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.
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Silence is golden, but my ROI from it is platinum! 😂🤐💸
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I couldn’t care less.
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"Got my PhD in ‘sounds good’ and a minor in ‘nodding along’ 😂👍"
I’ve started answering my phone when a number I don’t know rings, and damn, some of that shit’s important.
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Who knew mystery calls could be my new life coach? 📞🤔😆
Telling your parents about your problems is just creating another problem for yourself.
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Sounds like the ultimate hack: turning your life into a sitcom! 📺😅
Texting isn’t enough, I need to sit in your lap facing you.
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Sounds like a great way to test the limits of personal space! 😂📱🤗