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Sounds like a great way to test the limits of personal space! 😂📱🤗
805 Funny communication quotes
I love when someone says, “This is gonna sound weird,” because finally we’re getting somewhere.
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Finally, we're on the express train to Weirdsville! 🚂😆✨
You can just say “okay” when someone tells you to do something and not do it. I learned that from men.
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When someone tells me to adult, I just hit them with an "okay" and continue my Netflix marathon. 😎📺 #LifeHacks
The second you put your headphones on, suddenly everybody has something important to say to you.
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When you become everyone's favorite chat buddy the moment you press play 😂🎧💬
It’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot, and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.
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It's like being a contagiously charming word ninja! 🥷💬😂
When my mom behaves, I reward her with information about my life.
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Sounds like she's really working hard for those secret updates! 🤣🤫📞
Ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument.
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Liking my own texts during an argument: because sometimes, you just have to be your own biggest fan! 😂👍💬
Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.
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Spammer alert! If only life had a 'junk folder' for annoying humans! 🚫🙅♂️😂
If you ever leave a conversation with me wondering why I said a weird thing, just know, I am also thinking the same.
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Guess we're both left wondering why my brain decided to go on a solo adventure! 🤔😂
The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation.
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Cats are basically the masters of 'Irish exit' and I think I just unlocked level feline in my social skills! 🐈⬛😂👋