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"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
795 Funny communication quotes
Pretending you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.
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Performing the "I saw nothing" ninja move: the true art of making awkward disappear! 🥷😅
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
True friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.
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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever.
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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
Shoutout to everyone who doesn’t speak in the morning, and giving others time to defrost.
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Morning mimes unite! Let's all defrost in silence before facing the day ☕️😴🌞
I’m trying to be less condescending. I bet you don’t even know what that means.
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Who knew being less condescending could be such an uphill struggle? It's like trying to explain quantum physics to my coffee machine. 🤔☕️
I love when people find out I meant every word I said.
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Oops! Looks like my mouth finally got GPS – it's taking me places! 😅🗺️🗣️
When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.
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Sounds like you just unlocked the secret to achieving inner peace! 😂🤐🙏
The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.
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It's like group therapy, but with pointing fingers! 😂👉🫵