It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your fee… Commentary:"It's a bizarre world we live in where noses run while feet emit fragrant aromas – a true case of life's sense of humor! 🤭👃🏃♂️🦶💨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again. Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee. I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence. The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class! Running feels great until you compare it to not running.