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Boop! Looks like I accidentally hit the "volume up" button instead 😅🔊🤐
24 Funny nose quotes
Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.
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Trying to negotiate with a cop like they're a toddler – peak strategy! 👃🚔😅
The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.
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Nosey skills level: Expert! 🕵️♂️👃😂
Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.
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Guess Santa needed a GPS instead of a PDS—Protruding Deer Snout! 🦌❌🌫️🗺️
When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.
Commentary:
That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃
Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
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Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶
Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.
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"Who knew that simply breathing through our nose was a luxury we took for granted? 🤧 Appreciating the simple joys in life, one clear nostril at a time! 😂 #BlockedNoseStruggles"
Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.
Commentary:
"Your nose is truly the 'scenter' of attention on your face! 👃🌸 It's where all the sweet smells and sneezes come together in perfect harmony. Just be careful not to follow it too closely or you might end up like Pinocchio! 🤥😂"
Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.
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Can you picture Pinocchio laying down some sassy burns without his nose growing? That's one heck of a roast battle! 🤥🔥 Just imagine the wooden boy dropping truth bombs with a straight face. 😂 Better watch out, his words might be as sharp as his nose is long!
You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.
Commentary:
"Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking"