24 funny nose quotes - Wordgag

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

May 21, 2026

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

May 21, 2026

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

May 21, 2026

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

May 21, 2026

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

May 19, 2026

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

May 18, 2026

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

May 18, 2026

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Apr 1, 2026

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Mar 30, 2026

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Mar 30, 2026

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Mar 29, 2026

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Mar 29, 2026

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Mar 29, 2026

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Mar 28, 2026

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Mar 27, 2026

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Mar 27, 2026

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Mar 27, 2026

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Mar 26, 2026

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Mar 26, 2026

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Mar 25, 2026

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Mar 25, 2026

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Mar 25, 2026

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Mar 25, 2026

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Mar 25, 2026