Commentary:
Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
21 Funny feet quotes
He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.
Commentary:
Untangling those lights will be his festive initiation, hope he's got a patience level set to 'zen master' 😂🕯️🎄🔍
Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.
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Why do feet guys love the beach? Because it’s a total sole-sensation! 🏖️👣😄
Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.
Commentary:
Feeling like water therapy is cheaper than tech rehab! 💧🚫📱
Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.
Commentary:
Too busy living that grasshopper life, practicing my foot-rubbing symphony 🦗🛏️😂
I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.
Commentary:
"When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream"
A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”
Commentary:
"Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"
If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.
Commentary:
"Warning: My heart may be icy, but my feet are straight out of the Arctic! ❄️🥶 Step carefully, you might get frostbite!"
I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.
Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when social distancing was just personal space and not a global mandate? 🤣 #BringBackThe6FeetRule"