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"Who needs a beach body when you can rock a snowman bod all year round?! ⛄️👙 Winter is your season to shine… literally! ❄️ #SnowmanGoals"

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61 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

90 shares on Slack this month:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

27 shares on Threads this month:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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