Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!
  • Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?
  • 30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!
  • Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.
  • If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”
  • I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.