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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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"Who needs a beach body when you can rock a snowman bod all year round?! ⛄️👙 Winter is your season to shine… literally! ❄️ #SnowmanGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beach, body, fitness, humor, self-image, snowman, winter on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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← They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind. I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today. →

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