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My muscles are like, "Exercise? I don't know her!" 🏋️♂️🤷♂️😂
216 Funny fitness quotes
A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.
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Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? 🍕😄
“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.
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Balancing my macros: 50% exercise, 50% tacos 🌮🏋️♀️😋
Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”
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When I nail a yoga pose on the first try, I start checking if I've accidentally bent the rules of physics! 🧘♂️🌀😂
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.
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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.
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Sounds like you're on the cutting edge of creating new muscle groups! 💪🤔🌀
I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.
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Skipping gym and rent—a multitasking genius! 🏋️♂️🔒😄
Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.
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Two days in a row? I'm basically a fitness influencer now! 😅💪 #GymLife
Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.
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Looks like gym equipment is finally getting a break while the drug bottles are breaking a sweat! 🏋️♂️💊😆
I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.
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Sounds like my flexibility is about as stubborn as my cat when it’s bath time! 🐱🛁🙆♂️