167 Funny fitness quotes

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  12 hours ago

  Share →: Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, practicing my tuck-and-roll exit for maximum storytelling potential 🏃‍♂️🤣 #TreadmillTales"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I have the bruises of a much more active person.

  Commentary:
  "Those bruises are just my body’s way of telling me I’m living my best 'accidental Olympic athlete' life 😂🏅🤕"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

  Commentary:
  "When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

  Commentary:
  "Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️‍♂️🍔"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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  Commentary:
  "Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

  Commentary:
  "With the amount of eye rolls I do daily, I'd be a fitness icon by now! 🙄💪😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

  Commentary:
  "When touching your toes feels like an Olympic sport. 🏋️‍♂️🧘‍♀️😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

  Commentary:
  "With all these 'workouts,' I must be on the cover of Stress Vogue soon! 😅🧘‍♀️💥"

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