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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
37 Funny self-image quotes
There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!
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Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”
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I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️
“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.
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"Relationship status: it's complicated, but my reflection totally gets me. 🙄💔😂 #MirrorMate"
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
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When life gives you wrinkles, just squint and call it natural soft focus! 👓😂
Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.
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"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
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"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.
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"Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost"
A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.
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"Who needs a makeover when you have Photoshop to save the day? 💁♂️💻 Say goodbye to bad hair days and hello to flawless selfies! 😜 #FilterGoals"
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
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Oh mirror, mirror on the wall, why you gotta make me feel so small? 💔 Maybe the mirror needs some glasses to see how truly fabulous you are! 💁♀️ Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and sometimes that beholder needs a reality check! 😂 Mirror, mirror, go easy on my ego next time! 🪞 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #BodyShamingDrama