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"Life is like a really tough game, and the instruction manual isn't clear 😅. So remember, folks: it's gonna be harder if you're out there playing on 'easy' mode! 🧠🤣 #SmartIsTheNewSexy"

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84 shares on YouTube this month:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

43 shares on X this month:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

40 shares on Discord this month:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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Staying weird for my own sanity.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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