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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Never make a promise you canโ€™t keep rescheduling.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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One or the other, Lord – I canโ€™t be broke and heartbroken.

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Itโ€™s not the destination that matters. Itโ€™s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Iโ€™m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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For this Halloween Iโ€™ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those whoโ€™ve angered me.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.
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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so thatโ€™s how I became perfect.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but theyโ€™re Versace.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Live now on Snapchat:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You canโ€™t have both.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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If sex was real, I think I wouldโ€™ve had it by now.

Spotted on X:

I donโ€™t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. Thatโ€™s like your coworker, dude.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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