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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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Overthinkaholic!

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

18 shares on Reddit this month:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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