Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Commentary:
“Life is like a really tough game, and the instruction manual isn’t clear 😅. So remember, folks: it’s gonna be harder if you’re out there playing on ‘easy’ mode! 🧠🤣 #SmartIsTheNewSexy”

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