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I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

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I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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74 shares on Facebook this month:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

57 shares on Discord this month:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Seen just now on Threads:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Trending via Snapchat:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

Trending via WhatsApp:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Just landed via Reddit:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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