Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.