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Looks like the whole family is ready to take over the neighborhood in style! Just missing a bowl of borscht and some blaring techno music 🎶🔊👟💼
63 Funny looks quotes
Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can’t explain that.
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Root beer: the only drink that lets you taste history while making you question reality 😂🤔🥤🎩
Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?
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When your room screams "toy store explosion" but you're still aiming for romance 😂🎨🛍️
Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.
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Toddler-approved: The highest honor one can achieve before 9 p.m.! 👶❤️🏆
That looks like a problem for someone else.
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When life hands you lemons, pass them to someone else and say you're allergic 🍋🙌😂
Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.
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Proof that laughter is the best beauty product! 😄💅
You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.
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Relatable! My brain tilts like a confused puppy when I try to understand the latest slang 🤔🐶🔊
Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.
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When even the demon in your selfie has a better skincare routine 🧖♂️😂📸
A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.
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Sometimes you just gotta let us live our zombie chic lifestyle in peace 😴🧟♂️✨
So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.
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Looks like my bank account's in stealth mode for the holidays! 🎅💸😂