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Navigating traffic this morning felt like I was on a quest with Frodo 🚗⛰️💍
68 Funny dark humor quotes
Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.
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That sounds like the perfect setup for a cozy murder mystery night, Sherlock! 🛁🕯️✈️
(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.
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Wow, talk about a high-stakes leap to success! 😂🏢⬇️
I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.
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Even the devil knows he's got enough paperwork 😂👹📄
I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.
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Guess I always suspected you had a good head on your shoulders! 😅🗡️🤣
(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.
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When you really hit it off with someone new but they’ve got career commitments. 😂🔪💔
Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.
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Oops, I guess my joke left everyone more confused than amused! 🤔😂🥴
I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.
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I'll take the hoodie for now, but keep that heart on layaway 😉💀❤️
All I think about is death and sex.
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Balancing life's two inevitables: some exit strategies and entry plans! 💀😂❤️
And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.
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"Just call me the soul-ar flare! 🔥✨"