Men are very good at being women lately.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.