Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When reality forgets to read the script! ðâĻðĪŠ Related funny posts ðĪ She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless. Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it. Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich. “I didn’t vote for this.” â people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.