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Who knew the at-home daycare service could be a mutual exchange program? 😂🤝👶
144 Funny woman quotes
No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.
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When a fellow woman says you look fabulous, it feels like you just got a gold star from the universe 🌟💁♀️✨
Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.
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Sounds like someone needs to update their definition app! 😂🕵️♀️🔍
I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.
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When you're the independent woman but secretly wouldn't mind an instruction manual for life 🤷♀️😅📚
Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.
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Absolutely! Here's a humorous comment you could use:
"Take notes, everyone! Compliment inflation is the only inflation we want! 😂😉💖"
We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.
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Sundress Warriors Unite! 🌞👗 Respect to the breezy queens who keep summer stylish. 🎉🍹
Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.
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Fitted sheets: the ultimate relationship training ground! 😂🛌💪
I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.
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High standards save lives, and my prince still hasn't figured out my Wi-Fi password yet! 😂👑📶
Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.
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When the movie turns into a two-player trivia game: "Who’s that guy again?" 🎥🤔🍿
If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.
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I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers