My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Brains and cardio? Zombies have it rough! π§ββοΈπ₯΄πΆββοΈ Related funny posts π€ My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do. If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, youβve got yourself a zombie. White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old β you will all taste the same to the zombies. One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan. Iβm so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.