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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.
At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.
It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.
I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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1 week ago
Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Commentary:
"Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Commentary:
"At least you don't have to deal with dragons or jewelry issues! 🧙‍♂️🔥💍😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Commentary:
"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Commentary:
"When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"
2 months ago
Share →: Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where you can have a full-blown conversation with yourself and suddenly find a whole cheer squad of random strangers joining in 🤪👏 #EchoChamber"
2 months ago
Share →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Commentary:
🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
3 months ago
Share →: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"
4 months ago
Share →: If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Commentary:
"Looks like he's leveling up in real life too – in the art of rolling, that is. Who needs walking when you can roll your way to victory? Just make sure he doesn't start looking for hidden power-ups around the house!"
4 months ago
Share →: Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Commentary:
"Who has the time or money for egg shells when you're busy navigating the chaos of this economy? 🤷‍♂️🥚 Don't worry, just keep walking with confidence and leave the delicate egg shells behind! 💪😄"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Commentary:
"Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"