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My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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When my body requires renovations, it involves more yoga and less duct tape πŸ˜‚πŸ›οΈπŸ› οΈ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ancient, body, creaky, humor, plumbing, questionable, temple on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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