My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"My dogs don't feel earthquakes because they're too busy creating their own seismic activities with their non-stop gas emissions! 🐶💨🌍 #EarthquakeProofPups" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Most earthquakes could have been an email. Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks. I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.