My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas. Funny Quotes June 29, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks. Most earthquakes could have been an email. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.
