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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.