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“Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I’ll start listening to my brain instead!”
Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.
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