My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. Posted onSep 22, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age. When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body. Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.