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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Commentary:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? πŸ˜‰ #HealthyCrush"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apple, cute, day, doctor, forget, fruit, health, humor, joke, relationship on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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